What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

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What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby LeeVanQueef on Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:37 pm

Pajamagram or Vermont Teddy Bear ????
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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby Sam Fisher on Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:55 am

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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby nock on Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:24 am

I believe it will be a 12” chocolate dildo for both to enjoy.
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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby AZHellfish on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:58 pm

I would hope that Tim would visit Kilgore in jail on Valentines Day.

Mac_44 is married to that Gypsy woman from Romania and will probably give her a gift, like a new winch for the truck or a case of beer or something romantic like that.
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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby MissAnnThrope on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:03 am

Hey...FYI...

If anyone is looking for a last minute gift for me...
Ammo is romantic.

Especially Sellier & Bellot...it's got that pretty red primer dot...
that's "girly", right?

Kinda looks like nail polish? Really shiny?


You can get me that. :)


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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby mac44 on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:13 am

I am taking Malishka to a posh ski resort for a long 4 day weekend. It cost LOTS of money. She will be quite impressed with it all, I am sure. The place is called Big Sky Resort and Moonlight Basin. I doubt any of you dirt poor rednecks have ever skied, so you probably havent heard of it.

By the way, you all can suck a dick.
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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby nock on Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:38 am

Do you think she will polish your pole for doing all that?
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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby AZHellfish on Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:49 am

mac44 wrote:I am taking Malishka to a posh ski resort for a long 4 day weekend. It cost LOTS of money. She will be quite impressed with it all, I am sure. The place is called Big Sky Resort and Moonlight Basin. I doubt any of you dirt poor rednecks have ever skied, so you probably havent heard of it.

By the way, you all can suck a dick.


Be careful, a friend of mine got attacked by a badger at Big Sky Resort, coming out of the bar. Fucking place is rampant with badgers. I'd keep a close eye on the gypsy, she's probably not used to badgers.

What happened to the Obama voting redhead that used to post here, did you leave her on the curb or something? She seemed okay and could have probably handled the badgers with no trouble at all.
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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby mac44 on Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:50 am

Damn Fish, thats old news. Where the hell have you been ? In some cave in Afghanistan ?

I ditched the old gal and and traded up for a Romanian girl I found the in the back of Soldier of Fortune Magazine. So far so good
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Re: What will Tim give Mac 44 on sunday??...vote!!!

Postby Tim on Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:28 pm

Does this mean there won't be a chocolate dildo?
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